Hello, San Saba loves, and how in the world are you? Spiders on a web and yet they do not own computers! As a dog, I bark but I am nothing like a tree! Shall we talk about how the world makes no sense at all? I have not even begun to talk about humans and how I hear them constantly say 'Hi ya'll' when they are standing on dry land! Excuse me, this dachshund lives on the gulf coast of Texas, and I look nothing like a boat!!
Okay, I am not perfect! I never use Charmin, coconut scented bath soap, napkins at my meals, excuse myself if I go sound like a fart pillow that makes my servant wish she had a gas mask; but trust me, if I don't like or trust you, no doubt will be left, everyone with ears will know!
I would love to say the week has been fun since last we spoke, and in some ways my servant and I never lose sight of joy, but it has been sad and difficult, too! Dad has been seeing, talking to, and being terrified by people and things that were not in his room. My servant and I got little sleep, no rest, and at times I was honestly frightened for her well-being as she is so unwell. She tells me I am her sanity, umm, San Saba loves, I get the zoomies, bounce off the walls, chase tennis balls thrown in the living room, pick crumbs off the carpet; am I a good role model or a positive thing for her? I answer that question with a resounding, YES! When life hands you adversity, create fun calamity!
We love you, sweet San Saba dear ones! We hope you create some beautiful memories this week, laugh, and have a wonderful time! We will be watching the wildlife here in the Houston area, both animal and human, so we can tell you stories! We really do love you to chicken bits!