The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or tell it.There's a woman who has a keen sense of rumor. She's on spiking terms with everyone. One day she was heard to say, "I won't go into all the details. In fact, I've already told you more than I heard myself."

Gossips - they can change an earful into a mouthful, and they set on fire every building they enter.

There are three types of gossips:

The vest-button type - always popping off.

The vacuum cleaner type - always picking up dirt.

The liniment type - always rubbing it in.

But the Living Bible says, "Don't gossip."