He's a fellow that's going far - always one step ahead of his creditors.

One day the doctor said to him, "I'm sorry to tell you, but you have a contagious disease - scarlet fever."

"Great," he answered. "Now I have something to give my creditors."

But the Living Bible says, "Pay all your debts except the debt of love for others - never finish paying that. For if you love them, you will be obeying all of God's laws, fulfilling all of His requirements."

"If you love your neighbor as you love yourself you will not want to harm or cheat him, or kill him or steal from him. Love does no wrong to anyone."