A man took his girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. Looking at the menu, he asked, "How would you like your rice-- fried or boiled?"

"Thrown," she answered.

Many are anxious to get married. But it's better to be happily unmarried than to be unhappily married.

So take the Lord into your plans. Then after marriage you won't be bothered about alibis and alimony.

Many a marriage would be happy if the couple remembered this: their hearts belong to each other but their souls belong to the Lord.

The Bible says, "Each one of you must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband."